On the Market: Walentas/Nouvel Carousel Opens Next Month; UBS Not Moving to WTC; Crack Pie Coming to UWS

Watch eight years of ground zero construction elapse in eight minutes. [Curbed]

Crack pie! Momofuku Milk Bar coming to the Upper West Side. [DNAinfo]

Having a “well-leased” building may not be the best route through the recession, CoStar says. [Journal]

Jane Walentas’ carousel, designed by Jean Nouvel, set to open in BBP Sept. 15. [Brownstoner]

Won’t someone, anyone, please takeover J.P. Morgan’s original Wall Street headquarters? [Times]

Alaska buying stake in 299 Park, UBS’ headquarters. [Post]

Speaking of, UBS will not be moving to New York. (Sorry WTC!) [Crain’s]

Inside the soon-to-be-reborn Kings Theater in Flatbush. [Journal]

The end of the Chelsea flea market. [Times]

There’s Missoni, Missoni for Target, and now Missoni for the Philippines! Talk about a luxury condo. [Daily News]

Inside the sketchy Greenpoint hotel. It actually looks pretty nice. [Curbed]

Children’s Museum moving to Hudson Square. [DNAinfo]

State attorney general tussles with Feds over the mortgage mess. [Times]

We’ve seen a lot of nice Tribeca lofts, but this one looks like a McMansion inside. [Journal]