On the Market: Birbiglia to Brooklyn?; M.T.A. Selling HQ; Millionaire Tax Myth; The Vader Building

Coney Island opens first coaster in 80 years, but Bloomberg won’t ride [Crain’s, Times]

Heidi Klum and Seal offered $100,000 for 55 Thompson penthouses, turned down [Post]

West Side’s massive Starrett-Lehigh Building bought by RXR for huge $900 million [Crain’s]

SVU star Chris Meloni dumping FiDi condo after only a year [Curbed]

Mike Birbiglia likes his Upper West Side rental, but is mulling Brooklyn [Post]

Goldman hotel fund in trouble [Journal]

MTA finally willing to sell its Midtown offices, hoping for $150 million [Times]

Blackstone leads REIT rally [Crain’s]

Castimides finally building new apple grocery across from Fort Green park [BK Paper]

Existing home sales bounced up in March [MSNBC]

Millionaires taxes may not cause rich flight, New Jersey study shows [Journal]

Driving golf balls off a Washington Heights roof [Times]

Darth Vader pitches South Florida building [Real Deal]