“You like ride in tank? We go for ride in tank!” The Onion Does Prokhorov

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prok 0 You like ride in tank? We go for ride in tank! The Onion Does ProkhorovThe Onion helps us get to know Nets owner, and shady Russian oligarch, Mikhail Prokhorov. The results are, per usual, hilarious.

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Sample line: “Feels that owning an NBA basketball team is good for his cover.”

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