“You like ride in tank? We go for ride in tank!” The Onion Does Prokhorov
Dana Rubinstein May 31, 2010, 10:41 a.m.
The Onion helps us get to know Nets owner, and shady Russian oligarch, Mikhail Prokhorov. The results are, per usual, hilarious.
Sample line: “Feels that owning an NBA basketball team is good for his cover.”